Here’s another superb chance for the Westmar Nation to get involved with a great cause and come out on top. David Stewart has done it again, folks. Check out his website FightUntilaCureisKnown.org and register to a win a big, fat package to see that hunky, redneck Tim McGraw in concert at the Sprint Center.
Wasn’t “When We Was Fat” a George Harrison song?
Anyway, since it comes up on occasion I wanted to show visual evidence that I used to be obese. Here’s a comparison that spans about 15 years. And this doesn’t even show me at my heaviest.
A strange coincidence: The 1994 picture was taken in Atlanta, GA. I haven’t been back there since…until I head there on business next Tuesday and Wednesday. (Cue Twilight Zone music.)
*You took product samples to your last high-school reunion.
*You have more than 50 business cards of unfamiliar people and you have no idea why.
*You’ve ever delivered a eulogy using PowerPoint.
*You bought a BlackBerry to help you become more organized and now you can’t find it.
*You pulled a credit report on your daughter’s boyfriend.
*Your spouse has ever said, “Move your computer, printer, briefcase, popcorn, candy wrappers and TV remote so we can go to bed.”
Based on a presentation by Chuck Reaves.
I’ve had this posted outside my office door for several years now. I can’t find it online anywhere and can’t recall for the life of me where I got it. Since I’m too lazy to transcribe it all, I’ll just post a blurry picture of it here for now. Maybe someday we’ll record an audio bit for it to air on the show.
Anyway, I truly believe the world would be a better place if people were allowed to consume alcohol while working in an office environment.
As promised, here’s the bonus segment we did after last Friday’s show. Enjoy. Or don’t. Your choice.