Jared is not a radio guy. He’s more of a do-what-Brad-wants guy. And he’s not too great at that, either. Just ask Brad, who taught Jared pretty much everything he knows about radio. And well, we’ve all seen how that’s turned out. Little does Brad know, however, that Jared stores every bit of knowledge thrown his way, stockpiling it for the day when he can use it to fulfill a mad plot to ensure that English Romantic poetry finally assumes its rightful position on the airwaves. When not tormenting listeners with his nasally voice, Jared has spent time as a husband, father, dog walker, aspiring novelist, failed novelist, business journalist, guitarist, attendee of pointless meetings and professional marketer. How good of a marketer, you might wonder. How much of this do you really believe?