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May
18

Can We Smoke It?

As referenced on tonight’s show, here are pictures of the green flower thingy I sent Matt for his wedding souvenir.

May
1

Creative Facial Hair

Sent this picture to Todd Sheets to help keep him in good spirits while he continues to recover from surgery.

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Apr
20

Todd’s Anal Beads

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Apr
13

Sympathy For Magic Matt’s Imperfect Knee

Apr
8

40 Plus Years Of Smoking Like A Chimney

Watching this live video of Kim Carnes singing “Bette Davis Eyes” made me think of Bonnie Tyler. Kim Carnes’ voice always sounded scratchy. So did Bonnie Tyler’s. For the most part, Kim Carnes sounds the same on this video as she did in 1978.

Then I found this live video of Bonnie Tyler singing “Total Eclipse Of The Heart”. To her credit, she actually hits the notes for the most part. But talk about nails in the throat – wow. I mean, seriously. At what point do you say to yourself “I probably should quit smoking before I accidentally quit speaking”? Be sure to watch/listen to the very last note she hits at the very end. It’s worth it.

Apr
6

Brad’s New-Found Talent Thanks To LASIK

Paul Stanley Lips

Not Paul Stanley Lips

Mar
19

Manning Train Parody Song

Have yourself a listen…

Manning Train parody song on The Brad Westmar Show 3-16-12 Get Adobe Flash player

Mar
10

TV News Goofs and Stuff

Always love these…but the last two are my favorites.

Mar
3

Magic Matt’s Tats

Here are some visual AIDS to help assist you when listening to this past Friday’s Brad Westmar Show.

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Feb
25

Jan Terri – Excuse My Christmas

As heard on last night’s show, here’s Jan Terri’s “Excuse My Christmas” music video. w00t.

Feb
24

A Video Promo of Captain Caveman’s House

If you heard tonight’s show, you heard us give Todd a new nickname. You also heard him tell the story of how he ended up with a house full of mice. Here’s a video to prove it:

Feb
18

You Know What?

I got nothing. And since I’ve had nothing to say or present here for quite awhile, I’d like to encourage you to read what my good friend, Magic Matt, has to say in his column this week at N00bdoodle.com.

Read Magic Matt’s Column (Click Here)

I’m especially partial to his thoughts on, of all people, Blake freaking Shelton.

Feb
4

My Pretend Book

I need to write a book. It sounds pompous when you read that sentence, as if to imply someone would want to read a book authored by me. Don’t get me wrong. I don’t think anyone would actually read it. In fact, I highly doubt anyone is reading these words right now. But there are two reasons why I need to write this fake, pretend book.

First, I need therapy. Let’s just cut to the chase: it’s pretty clear that I’m insane. I need help. The best (and cheapest) way to get this help/therapy is to write.

The second and most important reason I need to write a book is…if there is even the slightest chance someone (Hi, Mom.) would read my pretend book, I’d like to be able to present to the reader a look at the world through my crap-colored glasses. Let me explain.

While I admit to being pretty screwed up, hard to read or understand, difficult to deal with, inconsistent, annoying, crabby, (stop me anytime), selfish, egotistical, bossy…Well, the entire rest of the world is worse – because they’ve made me this way. Stay with me for a minute. It’s the crazy people in this world that make me crazy. I liken it to one of my father’s simplistic speeches while teaching me to drive in the Sioux City Stockyard’s vacant parking lot. “When you start driving on your own, your mother and I are going to get worried. It’s not your driving we’re worried about. It’s everyone else out there.” Thus, I learned about defensive driving…and have been applying it to life every since.

Hmmm. I think I’ve come up with a working pretend book title: How I Went Through Life Playing Defense…And Went 0-16.

For clarification’s sake, I am well-aware that I can’t change people, I can only change the way I perceive them. I just haven’t found the right drug or alcohol to help me do that on a consistent basis…yet.

Jan
31

Brad Guests On Rambling Morons

Check out Brad’s appearance on the Rambling Morons video/audio podcast this past weekend right here:

Brad Westmar on Rambling Morons (Click Here)

Jan
26

The Man Hug, Revisited

Here’s a link to an old post that was mentioned on tonight’s show. Check out how to give a proper Man Hug. Seriously. Watch it:

How To Give A Proper Man Hug (Click Here)

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